The author is surprised and disturbed by the bank's actions, describing them as a "grand creepy gesture". They speculate that someone at the bank is eager to use a newly acquired LLM (Master of Laws) degree. The author concludes by questioning the ethical implications of the bank's marketing tactics.
Key takeaways:
- The author received a wedding congratulation gift from a bank where they have a shared checking account.
- The author believes the bank is mining the memos of their transactions, as they have recently been making payments for wedding expenses.
- The author is surprised and disturbed by the bank's invasive marketing tactics, describing them as a "grand creepy gesture".
- The author criticizes the bank's marketers for not considering the potential negative impact of their actions, quoting a famous line from Jurassic Park: "Your Marketers Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should".